I realize that the title and the photo have nothing in common, but this was given to me at the end of last week and seemed a fitting way to start out No-Effort November.
How about some really bad slightly Halloween-related jokes:
What is a ghost's favorite kind of airplane?
A Boooing Screamliner
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trumBONE
Why do ghouls like to hang out with demons?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend
What do ghosts use on their hair?
ShamBOOO
Why don't mummies like to take time off?
They're afraid to unwind!
What are skeletons' favorite foods?
Spare ribs
Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
They have a lot of spirit!
How come vampires have no friends?
Because they're a pain in the neck
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
Why don't skeletons like to walk in cemeteries?
Because they have no guts!
What is a ghost's favorite plant?
BamBOOO!
Happy Halloween!
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